
“Around 10pm, after my girls have gone to bed and my husband is snoring, I sometimes sneak into the kitchen, take the pint of ice cream and dig into that sucker until there’s nothing left. I know it’s terrible, but I love it.”
Monika, happy mother of two.
Truth:
We all eat ice cream—lots of it—when we think we’re not supposed to.
Opportunity:
Don’t stop at flavors. Entertain people's naughtiness too.
- Midnight Delight...best when consumed after 12am
- Morning After Fixer-Upper...perfect for lousy hangovers
- Ice-Cream Spread...great on cookies, bananas, bread, chips...
- Bottoms Up...tastes better when eaten all at once
- Non-Sexual Healing...because sex is overrated
- Break-up First Aid Kit...helps in the detox process
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